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fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.Top Text: “ASSOCIATE TELLS YOU A CUSTOMER ASKED TO SPEAK TO YOU.”Bottom Text: “MENTALLY GO THROUGH ALL OF THE INCIDENTS YOU’VE HAD IN THE LAST 72 HOURS, BEFORE SEEING WHAT THEY WANT.”]

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “ASSOCIATE TELLS YOU A CUSTOMER ASKED TO SPEAK TO YOU.”

Bottom Text: “MENTALLY GO THROUGH ALL OF THE INCIDENTS YOU’VE HAD IN THE LAST 72 HOURS, BEFORE SEEING WHAT THEY WANT.”]